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    Default What's The Punch Line ?

    An Australian chess player walks into his local bakery .
    On a regular visit , to buy bread .
    Which he partially consumes with his evening meal .

    However , he is not happy .
    So not happy in fact , that he decides to return to the bakery the very next day .

    Upon presenting the remaining bread to the baker , the chess player exclaims : " ____ ____ _____ ! "






    FIND THE MISSING 3 WORD PUNCH LINE !





    FIRST WITH THE CORRECT SOLUTION ~ WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN PERSONALISED MEME (FEATURING GOLD TROPHY) !


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    'Your bread sucks'

    Too easy!

    Please send my winner's prize to
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    Quote Originally Posted by phild707 View Post
    'Your bread sucks'

    Too easy!

    Please send my winner's prize to
    Phild707
    Head bottle washer
    Jo Stalin’s Lebanese take-away
    Warsaw Stare Miasto

    Thanks in advance
    Phil.
    Thank you for your entry .

    We regret to inform you , that on this occasion ,you have been unsuccessful .

    However you are more than welcome to submit further entries .

    yours sincerely ,

    The Punchline Judges Panel


    PS. A tip from the Panel : We take a very dim view of entrants , that are , as we would term in our own estimation , to be somewhat cocky and over confident in the presentation of their submissions .
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesprout85 View Post
    Thank you for your entry .

    We regret to inform you , that on this occasion ,you have been unsuccessful .

    However you are more than welcome to submit further entries .

    yours sincerely ,

    The Punchline Judges Panel


    PS. A tip from the Panel : We take a very dim view of entrants , that are , as we would term in our own estimation , to be somewhat cocky and over confident in the presentation of their entries .
    "I was born in West Belfast. Had I not been so young at the time I would doubtless have chosen a less fractious stage upon which to make my debut.."
    Phil Donnelly

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesprout85 View Post
    An Australian chess player walks into his local bakery .
    On a regular visit , to buy bread .
    Which he partially consumes with his evening meal .

    However , he is not happy .
    So not happy in fact , that he decides to return to the bakery the very next day .

    Upon presenting the remaining bread to the baker , the chess player exclaims : " ____ ____ _____ ! "

    FIND THE MISSING 3 WORD PUNCH LINE !


    FIRST WITH THE CORRECT SOLUTION ~ WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN PERSONALISED MEME (FEATURING GOLD TROPHY) !
    Bake More Bread!
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    Default Keep those entries coming in !

    KEEP THOSE ENTRIES COMING IN !

    REMEMBER , THE MORE TIMES YOU ENTER , THE GREATER YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING !


    I would have thought Frank The Cheeky Monkey would be all over this like a seagull on a hot chip !

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesprout85 View Post

    However , he is not happy .
    So not happy in fact , that he decides to return to the bakery the very next day .

    Upon presenting the remaining bread to the baker , the chess player exclaims : " ____ ____ _____ ! "






    FIND THE MISSING 3 WORD PUNCH LINE !





    FIRST WITH THE CORRECT SOLUTION ~ WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN PERSONALISED MEME (FEATURING GOLD TROPHY) !

    Crumby in extremis

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesprout85 View Post
    An Australian chess player walks into his local bakery .
    On a regular visit , to buy bread .
    Which he partially consumes with his evening meal .

    However , he is not happy .
    So not happy in fact , that he decides to return to the bakery the very next day .

    Upon presenting the remaining bread to the baker , the chess player exclaims : " ____ ____ _____ ! "





    FIND THE MISSING 3 WORD PUNCH LINE !





    FIRST WITH THE CORRECT SOLUTION ~ WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN PERSONALISED MEME (FEATURING GOLD TROPHY) !

    Too much AOD9604

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlesprout85 View Post
    An Australian chess player walks into his local bakery .
    On a regular visit , to buy bread .
    Which he partially consumes with his evening meal .

    However , he is not happy .
    So not happy in fact , that he decides to return to the bakery the very next day .

    Upon presenting the remaining bread to the baker , the chess player exclaims : " ____ ____ _____ ! "





    FIND THE MISSING 3 WORD PUNCH LINE !





    FIRST WITH THE CORRECT SOLUTION ~ WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN PERSONALISED MEME (FEATURING GOLD TROPHY) !
    Check recipe mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jargonista View Post
    Check recipe mate.
    My hospital bill

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    Refund My Money!
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    Default Solution

    The correct solution is :


    " That's stale mate ! "
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    Default Punch Line Competition #2

    I was the Chief Arbiter of a Chess Tournament .
    My Assistant Arbiter was Peter Hanna .

    On board 2 in the last round was a player named Zared Ulysses Grünewald .He was known as Zug to everyone .
    He was suspected of being a computer cheat , and his position looked losing .

    I instructed Peter to take up his observation post in the men's room , either on the milk crates outside the cubicle or squeezed between the wash basin and the waste basket .

    Sure enough , Zug left his seat and made a beeline to the conveniences .
    Seconds after returning , out comes Peter looking like he'd seen a ghost .
    I ask him " See anything ? "
    Peter stammers over the words , he looks clearly shocked and shaken .
    I press him with " C'mon man , spit it out ! "

    Then disturbing everyone , he frantically squeals at the top of his voice " I _____ _____ _____ ! "




    FIND THE MISSING 3 WORD PUNCH LINE !






    FIRST WITH THE CORRECT SOLUTION ~ WINS !



    ***** ENTRIES CLOSE THURS 22ND AUG 2013 8PM *******
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    I saw his googlies

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    Quote Originally Posted by jargonista View Post
    I saw his googlies
    Damn n' blast. You beat me to it jargonista!
    "I was born in West Belfast. Had I not been so young at the time I would doubtless have chosen a less fractious stage upon which to make my debut.."
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