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    Default On The Road With Dick , Dave & Jimmy !

    [ Stand by for the journal extracts ! ]
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    Chapter 12

    The Return


    ....They were about to leave the Norths leagues club, when The Sandman took them aside and suggested that they stay the night in Sin City before driving home in the morning. Little Jimmy was keen on staying so that he could hit n run Star casino and double up his $500 with some texas hold em. Chop Chop wanted to taste the fine Sydney cuisine on offer before returning, whilst goat just wanted to sleep. Sandman reasoned "...Rest a while, you are mad to drive back to Melbourne with raging bush fires and no sleep. Chop Chop looked The Sandman in the eye and said menacingly , "...nobody messes with Uncle Chop Chop....not even a bushfire"

    It was at that moment The Sandman recognised that he and the White Oyster had both made serious errors in officially denying that Chop Chop had represented Australia in the world seniors at Greece. Chop Chop maneuvered the moment to his advantage. "...You said nothing, whilst the White Oyster presented a 60 page report that neglected to mention Uncle Chop Chop!" The Sandman started to sweat, remembering that he too had failed to mention Uncle Chop chops magnificent achievements in the annual Chess Victoria report. "..You also failed to mention me in your report Leonid, and Chop Chop doesn't like mistakes" he exclaimed. Uncle Chop Chop, then picked up a dgt clock and broke it with his bare hands. Laughingly he screeched "Just like the old days" as the clock crumbled in his powerful hands. As if to drive the point home Uncle Chop Chop extended his index finger and drubbed it on The Sandmans chest. "Take a look at the ceiling Leonid, Nobody messes with Uncle Chop Chop".

    The Sandman looked upwards towards the heavens. As his good eye followed the direction of Chop Chops arm motion he noticed a red dot appear on his shirt. Nervously he scanned the skies, struggling to understand why Chop Chop was so upset that he drew with Little Jimmy. "Look" Chop Chop demanded, "see that light in the bell tower." The Sandman was sweating profusely now, the Bell Tower was 100 ft away and it was difficult to see the light clearly. Finally he saw the glimmering,mirror like movement , so he tried to focus on it with all his concentration. Like calculating variations in the modern benoni, his brain went into overdrive, but it was too late for that now. His position was lost. John Beckman was up on the roof, in the bell tower. His telescopic site had a red dot lock and loaded on The Sandmans forehead. He gently eased the trigger and..........
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    Caesar's Post-Tournament Interview from the Australian Lightning Championships


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerry Stead View Post
    Caesar's Post-Tournament Interview from the Australian Lightning Championships
    Equal First???? Who dared to oppose Caesar?
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    "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

    ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

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    I'm curious, did Caesar actually play in the tournament, dressed in that Caesar like garb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iskra View Post
    I'm curious, did Caesar actually play in the tournament, dressed in that Caesar like garb?
    Yes he did because Caeser is a legend!

    Meanwhile, you have to be a bit patient and give me about a week. Any complaining and I withdraw any help.
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    Sadly this thread should be closed.
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